Post 13

Hey there!

Well.....today we found out that Baby A is a GIRL!

So we have TWO BABY GIRLS ON THE WAY!

Woo Hoo! We are pumped.

.....and I am going to be poor, so poor.

So tonight we are tuned in to John & Kate plus 8.....and this is really good for us, because Dude! They've got a lot going on. There are kids everywhere...and she's mean too.

...and this belly she had...good grief! Her belly was INSANELY HUGE!

So we've got no problems that I can see as compared to these yo-yo's. Eight kids! Didn't they already have the TV show?

By the way, Dr. Garner told us that Kelli and the Deuce are doing great! Baby A weighs about 13 oz, about the weight of a can of beer, and Baby B is 15 oz, about the weight of a better can of beer. Kelli weighs about as much as three kegs of beer, and isn't nearly as fun at parties as 3 kegs of beer but...I digress. She gives good hugs though, and she's a fox.

Today we (I actually just sat there like I was watching TV, which is actually what I was doing) measured the Deuce's heads, their hearts, their brains, and other weird things I cannot spell. All very normal sizes and all very symmetrical, which is good because they say people with symmetrical features are more attractive than people who aren't...although I don't really know how you can see people's hearts without a sonograph machine or X-ray vision glasses. I gotta tell you, I'd like to play with the sonogram machine and look inside my own body. I'm fairly certain I could operate it, I mean, I can work an iPod and stuff. Next time I'm going to give it a shot.

Today I got in trouble for using the microscope on the doctor's desk to look at the photo paper they use for the sonogram machine while Kelli was having her blood pressure checked. I know, I'm a big help. I won't tell you what the doctor said they use that microscope to look at, but she used the word "mucousa" and the other word was "vaginal" so...I stopped using the microscope.



Remind me to boil my face and hands later tonight.

SO...how's Kelli's doing? She's doing great! Yesterday we received her special order glider rocker chair thing (well actually we got it Saturday but got around to putting it in the Dirt Farm House yesterday). Pretty typical lag time for us. She is very excited as am I....I mean, I've barely been able to sleep knowing the special order glider rocker chair hadn't arrived yet. Finally, I can sleep. It's pretty nice but doesn't have an ottoman, which I am buying (although Kelli says I can't).

Anyway, back to Kelli (I just had to rub out a charlie-horse for her). She's doing pretty well, except for the random muscle spasms, round ligament pains, and general discomfort. I swear, good thing God doesn't ask you before you're born if you want to be a boy or a girl because, well, we'd all be sitting around farting and watching SportsCenter together...because being a girl is HARD!

Who would pick it? Periods, cramps, dealing with guys, wearing bras, peeing sitting down EVERY TIME, pregnancy, breast feeding, and the list goes on. Good grief, you women out there deserve a medal! (and I'm not just sucking up (well I am a little)). Again, being a girl is hard, at least it seems hard from my side of the fence.

So...Kelli's belly is growing BIG TIME...but it still looks very cute (and will always!). It's like hugging a Santa Clause all the time. Everything else is looking like it always did...super foxy and pretty. She's going to be such a sweet pretty mom....and I better keep that up, because soon she's going to have two more teammates and I've got nothing but a smile and smart-ass comments going for me.

Oh well....our family is on the way and I can't tell you how happy I am. Pink Pink Pink!

Better go....thanks for stopping by.

Also, if any of you have a Lay-Z-Boy Recliner you want to sell us, let me know. I suspect that by the time this thing's over with, we will have the Kelli-dog logging some serious butt-time in a recliner...and yes I'm serious. Lord knows she's earned it.

See ya.