Post 42

Hey there!

Just wanted to give everyone a quick update as to the goings-on in Deuce Land. Everything is going pretty well. The girls are doing great and are just happy little monkeys.

Kelli is doing great, and got a new haircut yesterday. She is such a super-fox as I'm sure'd you'd agree.



I'm a lucky dude.

I'm busy with work and starting numerous projects here in the metroplex and Austin...it's tough getting debt for deals but not impossible. We're swamped and getting busier every day.

We're excited because in a few weeks we'll be taking a weeklong vacation to "a gentle beachy location" and I'm readying myself by going on a margarita fast until we get there. Should be fun. I'm also planning on being ripped for the vacation, so I've been doing some push-ups and toe-touches. Even jumping jacks. I know, I'm an animal. I hope I'm not mistaken for a lifeguard and I have to save someone...that would be embarrassing.

I've included some pics in a strip below of the girls. They are too cute. Right now the girls are really honing their numerous talents....Maddie is working on her frog-jump, where she leaps into the air out of her chair, bouncy, DJ-booth, etc....which is a lot of fun for Kelli and probably doesn't help Maddie's puke machine too much. Man that girl can throw up. She's like a sorority girl she pukes so much.

Boo Boo has lately been practicing her singing technique, which consists of laying in a chair like a lump of junk and squealing at the top of her lungs. She's not quite ready for American Idol yet, unless they start allowing car alarms or fire alarms into the competition...then she'd have a good shot. It's really quite ear-splitting, and I'm sure it hurts Maddie's giant ear.

The girls are getting BIG and have just now started eating meat....which is truly disgusting. Not like they're gnawing on a chicken bone, which might be fun to try...A few nights ago, Kelli whips out this baby food jar labeled "Meat"...Lord only knows what kind or what part of the animal it came from. Neither of the girls liked it, in fact, if the look on their faces were any indication, she may have been feeding them battery acid...man they hated it. I had a taste of it and, I'm telling you, it tasted like what you'd get if you took a roll of toilet paper, and boiled it in some old chicken broth and canned tuna juice, then cooled it off and grabbed a big spoonfull for yourself....HORRIBLE!

Don't these people taste this stuff? And for the record, don't ever eat "Meat" that is in a jar...it's generally a bad idea. In a can is also bad, but in a jar is so terrible...like I want to see this stuff in a glass jar!

So, we're vegetarian babies for now...I can't let my kids eat that meat stuff...the vegetables are bad enough. For some reason, baby food tastes like throw up to me...blecchh...babies are gross.

So, enough ranting for now. I need to go grab a bite to eat because I'm ripped now. My atheltic body requires high-octane fuel, you see.

Anywho....better get back to work...I will try to keep up the blog a little better than I have....well maybe a lot better.

See ya.

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