Post Four Five

Hey there party people.

I know...where the heck have you been Karr Max? Well I've been here....just in a funk I guess. This is one hectic year. Job is busy, babies....well, that's enough isn't it?

Oh the babies....they are doing very well. They're healthy and they smile and make noise and love to bounce...I'd say for having no skills whatsoever, no money, no control of their own bodily functions, they're pretty happy, BUT....they are so darned cranky....I mean, I get it, they are unable to speak, crawl, walk, eat solid food, drink wine...this all has to be very unsettling. If they are anything like me, which, from the looks of things, at least ONE of them is, then I'd say I'd be pretty PEE-OH'd myself. I mean, if you can't get up, grab a bite, have a drink, walk away, or even crawl away, then anything that bugs you you'd just have to deal with, and for someone with absolutely no patience whatsoever, like yours truly, then I'd just have to resort to yelling and screaming and crying, which is what the girls do (I think I actually do that now....hmmmmm) So it makes sense, at least, but it's hard on the Mom Unit...and when things are hard on the Mom Unit, then things get hard on the Dad Unit, and when things get hard on the Mom Unit, the Dad Unit gets mad.

So....its obvious that these girls MUST PAY!



Look how cute those devils are. They're lucky they're cute, I mean, if they were ugly babies, then I'd be inclined to be extremely upset with their poor behavior of late. But jeez....how can you be mad at that? Well, I mean, for a long time....

We've had some interesting developments over the last few weeks. You know, we took the girls down to San Antonio (HUGE mistake) and Maddie ended up with this Turbo Diaper Rash from all the bad poos she was having....well, Dr. HarperValleyPTA (our pediatrician who was also Kelli's pediatrician (you know Kelli's only 16, right?)) ordered a Poo Test to make sure Maddie didn't have something bad...well, she passed the test...her poo tested positive for SALMONELLA POISONING. Yes, she caught a salmonella. I don't know how, because she doesn't even eat salmon (ba dump buh!). So that was a shock....this is a very bad thing for babies, but evidently Maddie is such a TOTAL BAD ARSE that she totally defeated the Salmonella. The doc said that babies with Salmonella typically go to the hospital. Not Maddie...the kid is the Titanic! Strong as a bull. We think she may have gotten it from sitting in those nasty high chairs they had in the restaurants in San Antonio. I dunno....but last week K-Pud got a call from the County Health Department about it. They gave Kelli the 3rd degree...asking her all these questions (No we don't feed her very much poop. Yes she gets a bath once a month.) But Kelli did mention that we took them to the Riverwalk and the lady asked if we let the girls swim in the River. (!!!) Well of course we did ding-dong...everyone swims at the Riverwalk (talk about NASTY....can you imagine?) I wouldn't even touch a boat that had been in that nasty water.

So....we've been poisoned. But you know, people, you can bury us in dirty diapers, you can deprive us of sex, I mean, sleep, you can make us gain weight and lose it (Kelli) or keep it (me), you can make us live in a skunk-infested dirt farm, you can send us hospital bills that would hairlip Donald Trump, you can make us change jobs, move into a new house, you can turn my hair grey, and you can FRIGGIN' POISON US, but you can't keep the Karr's down man....you can't keep us down. Because we get knocked down, then we get up again, y'ain't never gonna keep us down....(sorry for putting that song in your noggin). So you can try all you want...but you can't touch us (at least that's what I tell myself...every day).

Here's a pic of our extreme fightin' machine...


Bring on the PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So....what's up with you? Cool weather is on the way. I'm looking forward to that. You know, we got hosed on our vacation plans this year, well so far this year, and I'm thinking we need to at least take a ski trip up to Telluride. We went with the Beans a few years ago and it was fun. I think this time we'll fly...that drive was not comfortable...

Gotta run...I'll get better about the updates. Check back soon for more.....gotta get to work.

Adios.